What You Might Hear At Peter Laviolette's Next Press Conference

It's the 1st period. The New York Islanders, a team the Flyers have beaten 15 straight times, are beating the Flyers 3-0. Kill me now.

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Update: 2 end of game garbage time goals by the Flyers somehow gave this game a respectable score. But the bottom line is the Flyers still lost to the Islanders 6-4, their 15-game win streak versus the Isles is snapped, and the Flyers played a piss poor hockey game in the midst of contending for a playoff spot. The defense in front of Boucher and bad bounces completely destroyed his confidence leading to 2 soft goals. At that point the Flyers pulled Boosh in favor of Doosh. But not even Jeremy "Just Last Night With The Phantoms I Gave Up A Center-Ice Goal" Duchesne could stop the juggernaut Islander offense as they racked another one up on him. The amazing thing is though that both the Bruins and the Thrashers lost so the Flyers end the night where they began, in 6th place in the Eastern Conference. Amazing. Tomorrow they have a huge game against Montreal.

Regardless of all that, Laviolette should still channel his inner Jim Mora.