Steve "Bulging Dick" Levy Accurately Describes The Mets' Stadium

For the 80 bajillionth day in a row, ESPN has been switching back and forth from its regular scheduled programming to the Yankees game every time A-Rod has an at-bat to ensure that all of America gets the opportunity to see a cheater set a milestone that will be marked with an asterisk in a few years. Understandably, the constant back and forth can be a little tiresome on the studio guys, especially when the venue you throw it back to changes every night. Thus, it can lead to mistakes. And when you are Steve Levy (most famous for his "bulging dick" blooper) throwing it back to Citi Field, well, this slip-up can happen.



"A double for Alex Rodriguez, now let's get you back to Shitty Field." - Steve Levy

Completely ignoring the fact that that is an accurate description of the Mets new stadium, that is just too funny. And hey, any time someone on ESPN curses, it is a funny blooper worth replaying over and over again, right?

CSN Philly Makes Fun Of Their Own Embarrassment

Now this, is fucking amazing. This video was actually made by CSN Philly, and is not a parody made by some Joe Schmo on the Internet with a lot of creative software that I don't have.



It's also nice to see networks take these things in stride, but wow, that video is fucking amazing.

Post-Game Celebrations On CSN Philly Are Extra Cussy

Oh man, there is so much I want to write today (and probably will), yet where to start has me baffled at the moment. Don't worry, I will have a Stanley Cup Finals schedule up sometime, however, instead of posting the same schedule that can be found here, here, here, and even here. I'll post my schedule when all the specific announcer assignments become available.

Anyway, I guess there is no better place today's posts then with this "fucking amazing" video from CSN Philly's post-game show last night.



The best part was that Michael Barkann directly told Coatesy to interview that girl. Actually scratch that, Coatesy's reaction was best, "OH MY GOD!" I think a part of him was secretly hoping that interview was not live. Good times over at CSN Philly last night.......goooooooooooooood times.

Jon Gruden Says A Naughty Word At The NFL Draft

When I heard this at the draft last night, I initially thought it was Kiper. But Mookie, whose initial thought was Gruden, was the one that got it right. Listen now as Jon Gruden goes on a rant about dumbasses before being cut of by Chris Berman to announce they are back on the air



"I said it's a crazy league, a lot of dumbass....." - Gruden

Haha. And even funnier than that was Mel Kiper laughing and Steve Young seemingly admonishing Gruden. It seemed like ESPN had a few problems of timing when Gruden, Jackson, and co. did not know they were back on the air when they actually were. That was not the only time something not meant to be heard over the air was in fact heard, but it was by far the funniest. ESPN might want to work on their production communications or else for all we know we could be treated to Chris Berman going crazy again.