Happy, Happy Birthday From Fire Andy Reid Now To You, I Wish It Was My Birthday So I Can Party Too

Happy birthday Donovan McNabb!

33-years old and still going strong in the NFL. Happy birthday, Donovan, don't party too hard tonight as you've got a lot of turkey to eat tomorrow.

Hey Philadelphia, It's Party Time!

No, no Philadelphia team or person took a championship of note. But rather, it is Drunk Day with Preston & Steve of 93.3 WMMR! And while they do some real good work (Camp Out For Hunger), this video is just plain hilarious. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be completely hard when you see Lauren Harris topless, and you'll watch awkwardly as Eagles fullback (and Philly native) is asked the question in a game of Truth Or Dare of which Eagles has the biggest junk. Will he answer the question or will he take the dare? Just how hot is Lauren Harris? All your answers are in this fun-filled video below!



Good times! I wish I could have been there. Those lucky bastards got to see a hot chick topless in person. What I would give to have that same experience!!

Video of the day: just another day in Philly (Keith's Sports Journal)

Championship Parades Never Fail To Amuse Me

Why on earth a football and a beach ball were getting tossed around during a parade for a hockey team I have no idea, but it certainly produced hilarious results. Watch as some dude's camera needlessly follows a beach ball and then an unsuspecting cop gets hit with a football from the sky.



HELLO! And it's good to see that he appeared to have a smile on his after getting decked. Good times, Pittsburgh, goooood times.

Video Of Epicness: It's UConn Vs. USF.......In A Dance Off!

I've seen some pretty whacky things and some odd occurances in rain delays, but I'm pretty sure this one takes the cake by a mile. During a rain delay in a Big East tournament game, the Huskies and the Bulls decided to ignore the rain and take the field anyway...to show off their mad moves on the dance floor! Enjoy the video of awesomeness!



If that does not crack you up then I don't know what will. Too funny....too, too funny. Oh, and USF definitley won that!

Baseball rain delays are offiically awesome. (Awful Announcing)

Just Another Reason Why The Nickname "Shitty Field" Fits The Mets New Stadium

Keith's Sports Journal has been on top of everything today, including getting this hilarious video of a rather bare and revealing moment at Citi Field Tuesday night. Presumably they were in between innings (or junk time, as you might want to call it) when all of a sudden, a rather unwanted and uninvited guest showed up on the field and started strutting his stuff. Here's the video and folks, he's off like a bulb of gas.....



AND THE STREAKER IS SAFE AT 2ND!!! ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE, FOLKS!

But alas, it can now be officially said. The Mets are indeed the ass of baseball.

When Sparty Wins They Riot And When Sparty Loses They Riot

As Keith's Sports Journal pointed out the other day, the Michigan State Spartans rioted in East Lansing following their big win over UConn. Well, it seems like that they have decided to take up the ole' Philly motto. You know, that one that says, "when we win we riot, when we lose we riot", yeah, that one. They have channeled thier inner-Philadelphians and they rioted after the national championship game. A national championship game that saw their only lead as 3-2 and a national championship game where the closest they got in the 2nd half was pulling within 13! From the Yahoo! News

Authorities have reported 12 fires and 21 arrests in the city that's home to Michigan State University after its basketball team lost the national championship.

The East Lansing Police Department said Tuesday that about 1,700 people gathered Monday night at the Cedar Village apartment complex near campus. The crowd dwindled and dispersed early Tuesday amid cold temperatures and light snow.

Police say 230 officers from several area departments assisted to deal with crowds. They arrested people on various charges, including four for attempted arson. Fires included a mattress and couch that were set ablaze.

Good times going down in East Lansing! Gooooood times. And FYI, compared to what happens in Philly, all I can say is WHIM-PY!!!

Erin Andrews Has Sex Tape Problems

Well, it's not quite what you think. There's a rumor that there's a sex tape, a rumor that's been debunked, but us guys can all fantasize can't we? Anyway, more to the point, Erin Andrews is possibly suing over false reports of sex tapes. Here is what she said in an interview with ESPN 540 in Milwaukee about internet postings about her.

“There’s been situations where stuff that’s been false has been written. We’ve kinda had to take action on our own. Whether it’s my agents or lawyers or stuff. It’s kind of hard to stay away from it. I’m not as obsessive I think about it as as I was about it when I first started. It’s amazing that people can write the stuff that they write and not be held accountable for it. Can you imagine if you and I went on air or on the radio and said some of the stuff that these people get away with. We’d be fired. It’s unbelievable.“

I don't know about you, but if a bunch of women were constantly posting about me on the internet and writing false rumors that I appeared in a sex tape with Paris Hilton, for example, I guess I would want to sue too? Wait a minute......what am I saying???? That may just be the plan to increase my chances of scoring big. Oh, ladies!.......

And yes, the misleading title is so that I can come up on Erin Andrews google searches...

Erin Andrews Suing Over Sex Tape Rumors? (Sports by Brooks)

Keith Olbermann and Cris Collinsworth Really Couldn't Be In A Better City For Their 50th Birthday

For those that don't know, today is the 50th birthday of both Keith Olbermann and Cris Collinsworth, both cast members of NBC's Football Night in America. And while the birthday fact will probably come to nothing more than a joke or 2 on tonight's Countdown and/or Sunday's Super Bowl pregame show, it's kind of interesting and funny, that they are spending this day in Tampa, Florida, of all places. Why Tampa? Just like New Orleans is the "Big Easy" and Philly is the "City of Brotherly Love", Tampa is known as "The Lap Dance Capital of America." From the Philly Inquirer

"Tampa, affectionately called "The Lap Dance Capital of America," is strip-joint heaven.

The city boasts such exotic clubs as Lip Stixx and Centerfolds, the Bliss Cabaret and Diamond Dolls, the Wild Gentlemen's Club and (my favorite) Bare Assets.

The bars have spent eight years preparing for the onslaught of thirsty tourists, having last hosted the Supe in 2001. At least one joint is putting up a tent in the parking lot to handle the overflow. Others will stay open 24 hours a day.

Exotic dancers have left their usual gigs as far away as Vegas to jet into Tampa for the free-spending weekend.

A dancer named Claudia told the AP she has worked four Super Bowls and makes as much as $2,000 a day."

Hilarious! Let's just say if I were Keith's girlfriend and/or Cris' wife, I'd be very nervous right about now. Those boys are gonna be partyin' tonight!

Tampa is Strip-Joint Heaven (Philadelphia Inquirer)
It Was On This Date 50 Years Ago... (The O Files)

The Eagles Are Going Up Against A Bunch Of Perverts

While this is currently a rumor and is more than likely false, this rumor is just too hilarious to pass up. Remember ye olde' cruise ship scandal with the Vikings? Well not exactly that dramatic (yet), this story could easily be making waves in the next few days if there is any more confirmation of this. And guess what, it is somewhat similar to Cruise Ship Gate. From an anonymous tipster at Deadspin, I present to you Illicting Sex With Underage Girls Gate starring Vikings QB Tavaris Jackson and WR Sidney Rice.

"I went to high school at Cretin-Derham Hall, the sports powerhouse boasting alums such as current Notre Dame WR Michael Floyd, Joe Mauer, Paul Moliter, Chris Weinke, and Steve Walsh. I have a tip for a story that is potentially national-news worthy, especially now with the Vikings in the heated playoff contention. Anyways, around early August, rumors started flying around among the youth of St. Paul that two seniors (Class of '09) had illicit relationships with none other than Tarvaris Jackson and Sidney Rice of the Minnesota Vikings. According to stories, the two girls, seventeen at the time, were eating at a swanky restaurant in downtown Minneapolis, when someone paid for their entire bill. The gentlemen introduced themselves as Jackson and Rice, and took the two females (to their credit, smoking hot, and easily the most attractive girls in the school) back to one of their places for a night of drinking. Then, for the next week or so, Jackson and Rice would occasionally pick the girls up from St. Paul. The stories reached a climax when Rice rolled by a house party that a lot of friends and I were at to pick up one of the girls. Though I did not witness this, apparently my dealer sold him weed. Eventually, Jackson and Rice found out that the girls were underage and appropriately cut everything off. Somehow, the press found out, and sent reporters to the high school to interview the principal and other administrators about the situation. No charges have been pressed as there is some grey area as to what actually went on behind closed doors. I was told that the Minneapolis Star Tribune and St. Paul Pioneer Press have waited to release the story until Jackson or Rice gets in the news for another reason. This is where your tremendous opportunity to crack the story wide open lies. It would definitely take some investigative research, such as contacting the two newspapers to get sources, but trust me, they know all about the incident. I'm not sure if this story is actually even newsworthy for Deadspin, but I think it's hilarious, probably because of my bias that I know the girls. Should you in fact decide to pursue the story, I would ask that my information be kept anonymous because the two girls involved are acquaintances. I would love to be a Deadspin correspondent from the Twin Cities should you need such services in the future. It's actually a bigger sports market than people give it credit for. Hope this isn't a waste of your time, I can't believe I didn't think to email about this earlier."

That is HI-LAR-IOUS! Again, probably not true given the nature and the timing, but with the past history that certain Vikings have who can be surprised. Too funny.

Deadspin Deleted Scenes: The One With Chris Berman's Holiday Wishes (Deadspin)