The Phillies may have a problem or 2 when it comes to starting pitching, but as of now, they are looking pretty good right now, up a half of a game on the Mets. Here's the schedule for June. (all times PM ET)
June 1: @ San Diego W 5-3
June 2: @ San Diego W 10-5
June 3: @ San Diego W 5-1
June 4: @ Los Angeles Dodgers W 3-0
June 5: @ Los Angeles Dodgers L 3-4
June 6: @ Los Angeles Dodgers L 2-3 F/12
June 7: @ Los Angeles Dodgers W 7-2
June 9: @ New York Mets L 5-6
June 10: @ New York Mets W 5-4 F/11
June 11: @ New York Mets W 6-3 F/10
June 12: vs. Boston L 5-2 F/13
June 13: vs. Boston L 11-6
June 14: vs. Boston W 6-11
June 16: vs. Toronto L 8-3 F/10
June 17: vs. Toronto L 7-1
June 18: vs. Toronto L 8-7
June 19: vs. Baltimore L 7-2
June 20: vs. Baltimore L 6-5
June 21: vs. Baltimore L 2-1
June 23: @ Tampa Bay W 10-1
June 24: @ Tampa Bay L 1-7
June 25: @ Tampa Bay L 4-10
June 26: @ Toronto L 1-6
June 27: @ Toronto W 10-0
June 28: @ Toronto W 5-3
June 30: @ Atlanta L 4-5 F/10
MLB Standings (as of the end of the games on 6/18)
NL East
Philadelphia 36-28
New York 3 GB
Florida 5 GB
Atlanta 5.5 GB
Washington 18 GB
NL Central
Milwaukee 37-29
St. Louis 1.5 GB
Cincinnati 3.5 GB
Chicago 4 GB
Pittsburgh 6 GB
Houston 6 GB
NL West
Los Angeles 44-23
San Francisco 9 GB
Colorado 10.5 GB
San Diego 14 GB
Arizona 15 GB
NL Wildcard
St. Louis 36-31
San Francisco 1 GB
New York 1.5 GB
Cincinnati 1 GB
Colorado 2.5 GB
Chicago 2.5 GB
Florida 3.5 GB
Atlanta 4 GB
Pittsburgh 4.5 GB
Houston 4.5 GB
San Diego 6 GB
Arizona 7 GB
Washington 16.5 GB
AL East
Boston 40-26
New York 3 GB
Toronto 4 GB
Tampa Bay 6 GB
Baltimore 11 GB
AL Central
Detroit 35-31
Minnesota 2 GB
Chicago4 GB
Kansas City 5.5 GB
Cleveland 7 GB
AL West
Texas 37-28
Los Angeles 1.5 GB
Seattle 5.5 GB
Oakland 9 GB
AL Wildcard
New York 37-29
Los Angeles 1 GB
Toronto 1 GB
Tampa Bay 3 GB
Minnesota 4 GB
Seattle 5 GB
Chicago 6 GB
Kansas City 7.5 GB
Baltimore 8 GB
Oakland 8.5 GB
Cleveland 9 GB
Fuck the Phillies in the ass. Fist-fuck them in their tiny asshole and their quaint World Series rings.
ReplyDeleteGO DODGERS!
Who won last year's NLCS, again Anon?
ReplyDeleteMethinks someone is jealous...
And seeing as I know that you are doing it right now, please stop masturbating over pictures of Manny Ramirez. That would be greatly appreciated. It's causing quite the sticky situation and you're harming innocent sperm. What did they ever do to deserve poor treatment? And over Manny Ramirez for God's sake. If you're going to do that at least do it over a girl. Oh, wait a minute, never mind.
NO FUCK THE DODGERS! AND FUCK YOU!
ReplyDeletenicely played, JFine
ReplyDeleteall of you are upset because I fucked your moms and they all enjoyed it more than they ever did with your sorry ass tiny-dicked fathers.
ReplyDeleteNice comeback, Anon. Simply beautiful. I may never get over that horrible insult. Never. Ever. I am scarred for life.
ReplyDeleteNow that I'm done with the sarcasm, why don't we all just a sing a song and forget about this whole ordeal?
Join with me everyone! Anon and ManRam sitting in a tree.....
But hey, don't get mad at me, it's not like I'm insinuating that you are gay or anything...