The Kansas City Royals Are Quite Creative In Their Giveaways

Today has been a rough day to say the least. It was bad enough already that I was down in the dumps over a personal problem, top that with the CONCACAF Finals (I refuse to write that scoreline down), and currently there is a massive thunderstorm in the area (just an FYI, I hate T-storms and I'm scared of lightning although there is a good reason for it as a couple years ago my house was literally inches away from being struck by lightning; we think it caught the pool fence, but regardless, it fried just about every electrical object in the house). But somehow, someway, this actually got me to crack up (something that's not easy when I'm depressed). Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest giveaway of all time!


And as an added bonus the first 5,000 fans will also receive a Frank White Hall Of Fame bowel movement!

I'm such a sucker for potty humor...

Attendance should be at an all time high for this giveaway (Deadspin)