Auburn Takes All The Tostitos Away From Columbus, Ohio

And some other thing called the BCS National Championship game. But all the Tostitos in the world now belong to Auburn! And that's the prize!



And now in 2-5 years, Auburn will be giving back all the Tostitos. But for now, you can expect Auburn's new rally cry to be "War Tostito." In 2-5 years when the NCAA investigates Auburn and a punishment is soon to be handed down, Gene Chizik will utter his soon to be famous war cry: "Give me liberty, OR GIVE ME TOSTITOS!"

Brent Musburger did have a bit of an interesting night in Glendale that included more than naming a small section of Alabama the winner of a bunch of corn chips. His over-eagerness to call a play a touchdown finally bit him in the ass.



When a guy is at the 10 and is being chased by someone on the opposing team, that is not quite the time to call touchdown. Making that whole gaffe more hilarious, Oregon would ultimately turn the ball over on downs that series. Not only did they not get a touchdown, they did not get any points on that drive.

But going back to "All The Tostitos," this is not even the first time Brent Musburger has declared them a winnable item.



"Maurice Clarett, Jim Tressel, and the Buckeyes will head to Arizona where they will play for All The Tostitos in the Fiesta Bowl." - Brent Musburger in 2002.

Ohio State beat Miami and have spent 8 years with All The Tostitos, but now it's Auburn's turn. All The Tostitos are leaving Columbus and are on their way to Auburn!

Brent Musburger Lives Out The Fantasy Of Every American Sports Fan

Now I can say with almost 100% certainty that none of you were watching SportsNation yesterday (and why would you be?). You can count me in that group, but you can also put me in the group of the people that wished they saw it yesterday. Yesterday, something happened that I have been dying to see for years (and I think lots of sports fans, especially Philly sports fans, would agree) that this may be is the career highlight of Colin Cowherd. Brent Musburger was on the show and he suckerpunched Schrutebag! See for yourself.



Brent Musburger is now my new hero for life. Seriously. Brent, if you are out there and you are reading, you have just earned yourself one free post at FARN! Email me at FireAndyReidNow@gmail.com and we can hook something up there, pardner. You're my friend, Brent, you're my friend!