A Night Of Nakedness

Tonight's sports games really stripped their games down to the raw, naked core. No, really, that is what happened.

First there was a streaker at the Cubs-Marlins game...

I'd add try to find and link to unedited photo/video screencap revealing everything for you colossal perverts out there, but given that tan line, that is something I don't think the horniest of people want to see.

"Amusing things amuse little minds." - Chris Pronger talking about Ben Eager's reaction to Chris Pronger taking the puck after the Blackhawks won Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Finals.  While that was a throwaway line not meant to be used 11 and a half months later, it did hold true for what happened just a few hours after the Marlins streaker took to Sun Life Stadium like a bulb of gas.  The pea-brained Eager decided it would be a good idea to take 6 total penalties, 4 of which he sat in the penalty box for.  Outside of the fact that remembering one sentence, let alone a whole rulebook, is hard for Eager, I think I may have found another alternative explanation as to why Ben Eager took the penalties that he did.  Just look at what was waiting for him in the penalty box.

If ever there was a logical explanation for pure stupidity, this is it right here.

Click here to see the unedited/uncensored version of the photo, as seen on CBC.