Report: The NFL Is Still Shaken From Janet Jackson's Nipple

Here we go again. It has come time for that ever fun game of guess which musician/rock band over 75 will be performing at the Super Bowl. And while it has yet to be confirmed by the NFL, if you were guessing The Who has the band to perform at the Super Bowl, congratulations!

The report comes from SI's Hot Clicks, who state in no uncertain terms, "The Who will take the stage during the NFL's championship game"

Was Pink Floyd unavailable?

I understand a year or 2 after the world's most famous wardrobe malfunction that the NFL would want to stay away from something contemporary and go with the older bands, but for goodness sakes, it's been 6 years now and the combined number of albums by the artists/bands of the Super Bowls since then is 3,089. Okay, so that's a slight exaggeration, but really, the NFL can go contemporary and still not have to worry about a wardrobe malfunction or anything risque. Has anyone in the No Fun League ever heard of Taylor Swift?

Egypt Upsets Italy In The Confederations Cup As Italy Becomes The Butt Of All Jokes

The United States may have crapped the bed in their game, but the world is thankful that Gennaro Gattuso did not crap his pants. What a day of soccer it was. First of all, the U.S,. got ass-raped, and then the shocker of the tournament, Egypt upset World Champion Italy! No typo exists in that statement, Egypt beat Italy 1-0! First off is the video of the Mohamed Homos goal (which by the way has one of the most, overtop goal calls I've ever heard in my life) followed by the video of Gattuso's wardrobe malfunction.



Praise Allah! Or at least that's what I think that guy was saying. Regardless, that's funny! And if I had to listen to that voice for 90 minutes, I'm pretty sure I would have to jump off a pyramid. And now, the moment you've all been waiting for! More Gattuso!



Just to finish the Tommy Smyth quote: "He does not snarl as much as he used to. He's not quite the snarling dog. Like his mom said, always make sure your underwear is clean!"

So random the way he jumped from snarling to Gattuso's mom, but regardless, nonstop hilarity! And I think the world (myself included) is thankful that Gattuso was not naked underneath and/or wearing a thong. For if he was, I think we would have quite the international incident on our hands.

Regardless, though, congrats to Egypt on their big upset win and the U.S. is still alive and can make it to the semifinals. That is, if they beat Egypt by 3 or more and Brazil beats Italy by 4 or more. Or there can be some odd scenario where Italy loses by 3, depending on how much everyone else scores.