HOLY SHIT! Did The Eagles Just Trade McNabb To The 49ers?????

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!! This is the absolute worst fake report I have ever seen in my life!

"Donavan Mcnabb". Ugh....it's Donovan McNabb.

"San Fransisco". Ugh....it's San Francisco

"it has been confirmed by the NFL." The NFL needs to confirm trades?

Since when does an ESPN writer write the name of their network as "Espn"? The last 3 letters of the network have been in lower case letters since never.

"Donavan Mcnabb is 49er.Details have not..." Spaces after periods are your friends!

"one of San Frans 1rst round draft picks" Yeah someone just wrote that. Most 1st graders have better grammar than that.

The world's greatest ESPN website impersonator is also the world's worst English grammar student.

The obvious fakeness of it has gone over the heads ofseveral Eagles and 49er fans of who think Donavan Mcnabb is a now a part of the San Frans and the Eagles have their 1rst round draft pick.

Actually come to think of it, who is to say that those things are not true? I mean just because Donovan McNabb is not a 49er and the Eagles do not have the 49ers' 1st round draft pick does not mean that Donavan Mcnabb is not with the San Frans and the Eagles do not have the San Frans 1rst round draft pick.

(Thanks to The Sporting Blog with the screen grab that I can expand into something readable)

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Brian Westbrook Looks Forward To A Future Of Worshipping The Prostate Of Howard Stern

In case you did not see it due to it being behind Ian Eagle commenting on a cheerleader being eaten by a Raptor or the live blog of a thrilling qualification round, the Eagles released Brian Westbrook today. As with any big story, ESPN wanted the first major TV interview with him to ask him if a business decision hurt him personally. They thought they had gotten him live in the late night edition of SportsCenter, only to find out that instead they crank called by a either a Howard Stern fan, or someone directly associated with Howard Stern. Prepare for hilarity.



Too too funny! And to think that guy did not even sound a thing like Brian Westbrook to begin with. You would think that they've heard enough Westbrook interviews to know what he sounds like, but apparently they bought it all the way until the caller declared that he wanted to worship Howard Stern's prostate.

I can't stop watching that and I can't stop laughing. Credit to SVP though for handling it professionally, even though he was a little shell-shocked that just happened.

Welcome To The Phillies, Raul Ibanez!

We've seen this before. The Phillies are perhaps one of the best and funniest at pranking their own players and yesterday they were at it again. This time the victim was a rather unsuspecting Raul Ibanez who was giving an interview after he hit a game-winning 2-run walkoff homerun that won the game for the Phillies, 5-4. I hope Raul likes pie.....



"Oh, shit!"

Too funny! Am I the first one that has ever thought to ask, why on earth would the Phillies have a shaving cream pie with them in the dugout? Regardless, it was still hilarious. Ibanez did not see Victorino coming at all, which made the outcome even funnier. But even so, it still does not top the prank they pulled on Kyle Kendrick last year...



Classic!