Take This Short Quiz And Find Out How Your Favorite NFL Team Will End The Season!

6 weeks have passed in the NFL season, and it seems like there would not be any more parity. Every team in the NFC has at least 2 losses and no team in the AFC has emerged as a Super Bowl favorite juggernaut either.

But why carry on with nervous tensions throughout the next 3.5 months when you can find out how your team will finish the rest of the season. This short quiz, you can find out first your hand if your team has what it takes to go all the way and win the Super Bowl. So grab a pencil, and take this short 10 question quiz. Let 5 minutes save you from 3.5 months of agony!

1. What do ESPN analysts say immediately after discussing your team's Super Bowl chances?
a). "But really, this is all stating the obvious."
b). "If they can avoid injuries, they will be right in the thick of things in January."
c). And if you actually believe the Lions are Super Bowl contenders, you are a delusional moron who is better off living on Mars."
d). "Mars is such a pretty planet to live on."

2. Which of the following will your coach say at the team's end of season press conference?
a). "I've never been more proud of a group of players in my life
b). "We faced numerous obstacles, so just getting to the point we got to is a real accomplishment."
c). "Working with the Cleveland Browns has been a.....different experience."
d). "Ask that question to someone who will be employed here next season."

3. What was hanging from the locker room ceiling after last Sunday's game?
a). A championship banner from last year
b). Inspirational quotes
c). Streamers, balloons, and a sign saying, "CONGRATULATIONS ON MAKING A TACKLE!"
d). The starting quarterback.

4. What do fans want to see in the future in terms of your team's starting QB?
a). Continuation of a superstar's career, like Drew Brees.
b). Commencement of a hyped prospect's career, like Kevin Kolb.
c). A future 1st round draft pick.
d). David Carr

5. Now that we are 5-6 games into the season, what comparisons are people now drawing about your team's most prized draft pick from the 2010 Draft?
a). Brett Favre without the interceptions
b). DeSean Jackson with more size
c). Mike Bell without the power
d). Brian Russell without the grit

6. What is your head coach's biggest inspiration?
a). Sean Payton's success at a young age
b). Bill Belichick's creativeness
c). Andy Reid's play-calling
d). Anything involving Norv Turner

7. How often do referees penalize your team?
a). Almost never. Your team is a well disciplined machine that takes very few penalties.
b). Occasionally. Your team is young and still learning the ropes of the NFL.
c). Frequently. Your team has problems with complex concepts such as "twelve", "holding", and the location of the line of scrimmage.
d). Never. Your team sucks so much that the league has deemed penalizing the them only creates an unfair disadvantage.

8. What did your owner spend the most money on last off-season?
a). Free agency's biggest prize
b). Filling the team's holes by signing cheaper yet effective alternatives
c). A useless veteran that everyone has forgotten except Dan Snyder.
d). Plastic surgery

9. What is your team's best wide receiver's biggest concern?
a). Performing even better than last week's career performance
b). Having a successful return from injury
c). A reality TV show on Versus
d). Jake Delhomme is on his team

10. Your quarterback's girl is most comparable to whom?
a). A hot celebrity, like Gisele Bundchen
b). A non-famous pretty, plain and innocent girl, like Abby Manning
c). That slut who works at the convenience store
d). Brenda Warner

Now tally up your answers to find out what your team can be looking forward to in the next 3.5 months!
Mostly A's: A parade!
Mostly B's: An up and down season culminating in an inspiring playoff appearance with a heart-breaking playoff loss
Mostly C's: A top 5 pick in the 2011 Draft.
Mostly D's: A top 5 pick in the 2012 Draft.

(Inspired by Down Goes Brown)