Methinks Wade Phillies Will Be Out Of A Job Soon

If that look from The Plastic mean does not scream "You fucking pussy! You have embarrassed me once again in a big game and have made me, The Great Jerry Jones, look like a complete imbecile, when really you are the retarded imbecile that is fucking me up and fucking my team up and you and your fucking piece of shit coaching team can go rot in an eternal hell of 10,000 degrees", then I don't know what does.

NFL Playoffs Day 4 Live Blog

is over at The O Files. So come join us, won't you? Unless of course you are Nathan Brice, Captain Cocktacular, Big Dick Johnson, "someone with diarrhea", a "Journalist" who mocks us, a Jim who hates his tiny thingy, a Michael who hates his tiny thingy and wants us to make it bigger for him (the answer is still No, by the way), or any other random troll. We've seen the cream of the crop this year.....and I damn sure don't want to see anymore!

Moving on.....here is today's schedule.


#3 Dallas Cowboys @ #2 Minnesota Vikings 1:00 (Fox - Joe Buck and Troy Aikman, SR: Pam Oliver and Chris Myers)

#5 New York Jets @ #2 San Diego Chargers 4:40 (CBS - Jim Nantz and Phil Simms)

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No trolling will be tolerated! I don't care if you are CC, someone who likes to taunt us for doing "play by play" or if you have complaints that you have a tiny thingy and want us to make it bigger. If you troll, THE BANHAMMER WILL BE DROPPED!

Now then, here's today's schedule.

#4 Arizona Cardinals @ #1 New Orleans Saints 4:30 (Fox - Kenny Albert, Daryl Johnston, and Tony Siragusa)

#6 Baltimore Ravens @ #1 Indianapolis Colts 8:15 (CBS - Greg Gumbel and Dan Dierdorf)

Divisional Playoff Predictions

If time allows it, I'll have much more elaborate previews of the conference championship games, but seeing as I've been busy writing the memoir that you will soon see on here and packing up my shit to head back to school (likely) later today.

With that being said, here are my final predictions for each of the games this weekend. And if you're smart, you'll run to Vegas, bet a lot of money on the team that I DON'T pick and you will be a millionaire in no time.

New Orleans over Arizona: I would not be shocked if we have yet another new record for highest scoring playoff game ever. However, I must say that I like the Saints at home in this one. They will be ready to play and will finally hand Arizona a playoff loss to an NFC foe.

Indianapolis over Baltimore: Baltimore will need to play a perfect just to stay close in this one. With Flacco's injury, I don't see how they will be able to keep up with the steady stream of points that we all know Peyton Manning and the Colts offense can put up on you.

Dallas over Minnesota: As much as it pains me to say it, it's the team that is peaking at the end of the year that does the most post-season damage. This year, that team is Dallas. Favre and co. might give them a run for their money but it's Brett Favre in the playoffs post-2000. If you're a Vikings fan, that should scare you greatly.

New York Jets over San Diegio: San Diego may have the longest win streak in the NFL right now, but if there is one proven fact of life, it is that, Norv Turner is not a big game coach. The Jets' defense is the best in the league and their running game can be dominating. For all the talk about how important QBs are, it's teams like the Jets that are the teams to watch out for in the playoffs. Sanchez is not going to put on an aerial show, he does not need to. All Sanchez needs to do is not make the big mistake in the game, and that is something that Sanchez has proven in the past that he can do.

NBC Has High Expectations For The U.S. Men's Hockey Team

Believe it or not, we are just a month away from the return of the Winter games and NBC has their hype machine in full force. In fact, NBC is so excited about covering this year's Winter games that they are making some rather bold predictions about the U.S. Men's hockey team.

Bottom line: "Ryan Miller and U.S. men's Hockey team head into the semifinal round (live ET/CT) with a medal in sight."

Now that's confidence in a team! Mark it down, folks, the United States men's hockey team is going to the semifinals and will at least compete for a medal. And when it does happen, don't you forget that you heard it from their promoter NBC!

Aspeaking of NBC and medals, I really can't tell you how excited I am to hear that the olympics are introducing a 4th place medal in this year's Winter Olympics in Vancouver. What, you haven't heard about it? They are going to call it The NBC....

(Hat tip to Wyshynski and Twitter)

Jimmy Kimmel Would Like To Personally Give Jay Leno The Tongue Lashing Of A Lifetime

I am not sure what on earth Jay Leno was possibly thinking when he invited Jimmy Kimmel on his show after Kimmel spent a whole show earlier this week imitating Jay Leno with a wig and fake chin and all, but Leno did it. If there is one thing that Kimmel is good for, it is shock value. He is not afraid to give you a tongue-lashing right to your face and boy did he ever give it to Leno tonight. It's one thing to do what Conan and Dave Letterman, clearly still bitter after 18-years, have been doing and giving Jay lashings on monologues, but when Leno invited Kimmel on for an interview and Kimmel came up with this, it's a car crash that you gotta watch.



And that was before The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien where Conan came on and did arguably one of his best Tonight Show monologues ever! As soon as an embeddable video becomes available, I will put it right in this space. For now, you can click on this link here and you can scroll down and check out the Conan videos for yourself.

I really hope that Conan can get off of NBC as quick as possible and does make the move to Fox where he will become a star and NBC can rot in their own tears. And maybe then they will realize how much of a selfish douche bag Jay Leno (not to mention how unfunny he is) is when the storied Tonight Show can barely keep up with Letterman's Late Show and Conan's show on Fox. Keep in mind that it was Jay Leno who started this nonsense when in 2004 he said that he would retire in 2009, only to retract that and force NBC to move him to primetime as they already had a deal with Conan to take over The Tonight Show, thus forcing them to move Jay to primetime and thus dragging down NBC's abysmal primetime ratings even further down the toilet than they already were.

Conan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jimmy Kimmel >>>>>>>> Letterman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Leno.

Fuck Leno.

Team Conan FTW!!!!

When Innocent Child Drawings Go Horribly Wrong

We've all seen local news programs where they will showcase some elementary school child drawing as a bump to commercial or a transition to a different segment or something. And most of them they are just innocent photos that are of little note other than "damn, I wish I was as good of an artist as that 6-year old". Okay, maybe that's just me. But regardless, the local CBS morning show in Richmond, Virginia This Morning either does not have a filter or they refuse to believe that young children know things that they really should not know at their age. As evidenced by this.



First of all, what the hell? And secondly, WHAT THE HELL???

I can't even understand if not porn what that might be. Is that a baseball bat with a ball in the air and he's showing the motion? Whatever it is, how this one got through the Virginia This Morning people and how no one saw that this could be interpreted in a way that is a tribute to Chirs Cooley and Visanthe Shiancoe is beyond me.

And what kind of message is this picture supposed to be sending anyways? Hey kids, be Stone's friend! He'll come for you!