Darroll Powe Will Wake Up Tomorrow With $5 Under His Pillow

There are random on screen graphics at times, and then there are random on screen graphics that just blow your mind. Now whether or not this was deliberate or an instance where graphics go bad, I can't say for sure, but The Tooth Fairy decided to pay a little trip to the Flyers game. Thanks to meech.one and The 700 Level on Twitter for getting this screenshot!

So so random and so so bizarre.

Even more unusual is that it looks like the Tooth Fairy's legs have been cut off. That's a downer. And yet, he looks like he is walking on glass. Interesting.

Mark Cuban Guests Hosts WWE RAW; Gets Bodyslammed Through A Table

While it is hard to believe that WWE Raw is still doing the guest host bit, last night they had entrepreneur and Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban hosting the show. Now Mark Cuban has been on WWE before and has done a similar stunt that ended up with him being RKOd by Randy Orton, so should it come as no surprise that when WWE got Cuban to guest host Raw, that a similar result would happen. Now it was not Randy Orton doing it this time, but when Mark Cuban decided to push an off-balance Sheamus after Sheamus knocked out John Cena, Sheamus retaliated in kind.



I think Sheamus is now a heel in Dallas and a face everywhere else in this country....

Anyways, while you certainly don't need me to tell you it's WWE and that what you just saw was a planned stunt where no one (intentionally) got legitimately hurt at all, it still is funny to see someone with the ego the size of Cuban's get "knocked out", even though knowing Cuban, chances are it was his idea to do a stunt like that in the first place.

Big Ben Has 2 Words For You

While in my opinion, Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania is not exactly Steeler territory (I would even go farther and say they are 4th in this area behind the Eagles, Giants, and Jets), he was certainly over with the crowd at Wachovia Arena last night and even had a slight encounter with the 7'2" Big Show.



I'm pretty sure that was the most ghetto "If you ain't down with that, we've got 2 words for you" in the history of history. And correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the Steelers rank at the bottom in terms of sacks allowed last year? Nice one, Jerry, way to be up with your football.

Vincent Kennedy McMahon Confronts Enos Stanley Kroenke

I'm pretty sure that we can consider the owner of the Denver Nuggets as The Man Formerly Known As Stan Kroenke. Thanks to the hilarity of Mr. McMahon, he may have people referring to him by his real first name for quite some time....

(Sorry about the odd video set up, it is not my doing and it is all I could find at this hour. The good part begins at the 2:53 mark in the first video and ends at the 2:53 mark in the 2nd video)




Enos!!!!!!!! From now on, the Denver Nuggets' owner will be referred to as Enos! ENOS!!!!! All I have to ask is what in the blue hell did his parents' smoke??? Say what you will about the WWE and how it's "fake" and "scripted", but the owner of the Denver Nuggets and Pepsi Center was thoroughly embarrassed, humiliated, and PWN3D by Vince McMahon and the WWE and it will certainly be awhile before he lives this one down.

Hopefully I will find a better video tomorrow. If I do, I will replace what is up here now with that one.

Oh and one last thing, hello David Stern!

NBA Playoffs Day 34 And WWE Monday Night Raw Open Thread

Tonight's action.....

Game 4: Los Angeles @ Denver 9:00 (ESPN - Mike Breen, Mark Jackson, and Jeff Van Gundy, SR: Doris Burke)

WWE RAW (starting at 9:00 PM ET) from the Staples Center
Vince McMahon confronts the one and only Enos Stan "Chicken Nugget" Kroenke.

AND

The Los Angeles Lakers (John Cena, Batista, MVP, Jerry Lawler, and a mystery partner) will battle The Denver Nuggets (Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase Jr., The Miz, and the Big Show)

I'll have all of the necessary videos from Raw up either later tonight or tomorrow.

It's Official: WWE RAW Won't Be Held In Denver; Finds Ironic Substitute

Even though it really should not have come down to this, it is now official and to no one's surprise WWE Raw has re-located for Monday May 25, the day that Game 4 between the Nuggets and the Lakers is supposed to take place. And the replacement venue: none other than the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California! From the Denver Post:

Fans with tickets to the Pepsi Center show can get a refund through Ticketmaster or exchange them for tickets to a new show set for Aug. 7 at the Denver Coliseum, said WWE chairman Vince McMahon.

More than 10,000 tickets were sold for the Pepsi Center event.

McMahon, still irked at Kroenke Sports Enterprises for double-booking the Pepsi Center, said he'll have some fun with the show at the Staples Center. He said there will be a confrontation between himself and an actor posing as Stan Kroenke, owner of the Nuggets and the Pepsi Center.

Kroenke Sports said today that an agreement had been reached Tuesday afternoon to move Raw to Sunday night at the Pepsi Center before McMahon had change of heart.

"Despite the propaganda campaign launched by WWE and chairman Vince McMahon, the (Kroenke Sports) team maintained a professional manner throughout this process," Kroenke Sports executive vice president Paul Andrews said in a statement. "We had hoped for, and worked hard toward an amicable resolution which we verbally had on Tuesday."

And I'm pretty sure that that change of heart included the WWE not returning to Denver anytime soon. Not settling for Sunday in Denver and moving WWE Monday Night RAW to the Staples Center in Los Angeles was indeed Vince's way of saying, "Fuck you and your ignorance, Stan Kroenke". And yes for the first time in a long time, I will be tivoing and watching WWE RAW Monday night and I will have the YouTube video up on this site of McMahon's mocking of Kroenke. That should be hilarious. And just because Stan Kroenke is a moron.....Go Lakers!!!

My Two Cents On The WWE And Denver Nuggets Double-Booking

Hardcore NBA fans everywhere have been upset that something as "stupid and scripted" such as the WWE won't just tuck their tail between their legs and find a new venue like some no-name concert or orchestra would for the NBA Playoffs, but what they do not realize is that that arena belongs to the WWE this Monday.

The contract was signed back in April. The WWE has the Pepsi Center on May 25. The WWE agreed to it. The Pepsi Center agreed to it. Stan Kroenke, the man who owns both the Denver Nuggets and the Pepsi Center, agreed with it. It was all set in stone. Is it the WWE's fault that Stan Kroenke is a complete moron who did apparently did not see his team still in the playoffs on May 25? Absolutely not. It's his error and he should suffer the embarrassment and humiliation that comes with not believing in your team.

As mentioned, legally the WWE does have the arena on May 25 and it should be theirs to give up. Darren Rovel on CNBC.com had this to say about this spat.

Even though the Nuggets are the main tenant of the building and the team is owned by the same guy who owns the Pepsi Center, Stan Kroenke, the lawyers representing the venue did not take into account that the Nuggets could still be playing the playoffs when they signed the contract with the WWE.

We know this because there is no sort of remedy provision that says that in the case of a conflict, this, this or that will happen. The only clause that is in most of these contracts is a force majeure, which basically would say that the venue and its operator is not responsible for any losses in the event something, like a force of nature, occurs.

But knowing how late the NBA makes its final scheduling of games in the playoffs, the folks at the Pepsi Center should have put in specific provisions for this happening.

For those who don't realize how big the WWE is, let me give you some numbers. "RAW" is broadcast in 30 languages in 145 countries. The WWE uses 12 tractor trailers, 2 TV trucks, a generator truck, a satellite truck and seven tour buses to carry the equipment (as much as 110,000 pounds of cargo) and crew to weekly events.

The last paragraph is in there just so you realize that we are not dealing with some local city circus, which would just completely forget that they are in the legal right and just bow down to The Great NBA Playoffs and just give them the arena because they are so Great and unscripted, you can't forget unscripted! How dare scripted wrestling even think about taking over the arena on a date that unscripted basketball was later scheduled for? Legalities be damned! The WWE is scripted bullshit and has no place in an NBA arena because everyone cares about basketball and no one the WWE!!!

Enough of the sarcasm and back to the point, the arena is the WWE's on that date! No ifs ands or buts about this. It is theirs to give up! Stan Kroenke's poor management skills and overlooking of the date has put everyone in a hole! He reported this date as an open date for the Pepsi Center! It's his mistake and he should pay for it. And this is not a minority opinion here. According to WWE.com, polls conducted by both CNN Headline News and Yahoo! Sports have said that fans believe that WWE is in the legal right and should have the arena on May 25.

Now Vince McMahon is by no means a stupid person. Au contraire, he is very smart and he knows exactly what he is doing here. As far as what should legally happen, the NBA works around the schedule and possibly swaps venues for games 2 and 4 or games 5 and 4 or something like that. What most likely will happen is that the WWE will take a whole lot of money (possibly millions) from Stan Kroenke and put their show on at either the Staples Center or Madison Square Garden, both of whom have offered to host WWE Raw on May 25. Vince McMahon knows this. But Vince McMahon will no doubt milk this and the publicity for all that it is worth. And I am sure he plans on making the NBA and Stan Kroenke sweat a little bit more before things are all set and done.

Oh, and as far as the future goes for WWE and the Pepsi Center, you can bet your bottom dollar that it will be a long, long time before the WWE ever decided to come back to Denver after this.

"Stan Kroenke Should Be Arrested For Impersonating A Good Business Man"

Most of, if not all of you know about the conflict at the Pepsi Center on Monday, May 25 when WWE Raw and Game 4 of the Western Conference finals literally are scheduled at the exact same time at the same arena. And if you're an NBA fan and/or Nuggets fan, believe me, the last person and company you want an arena conflict with is Vince McMahon and the WWE. But that is what we have and Vince McMahon does not plan on just stepping aside from the NBA. Instead he went on ESPNEWS where he was interviewed by his old employee, Jonathan Coachman, and not only was he not afraid of taking jabs at Stan Kroenke, but he even challenged him to a steel cage match!



Hilarious!!! The Nuggets and the NBA are in quite the quandary and it should be real interesting to see how it all plays out, as Vince McMahon won't go down without a fight. What would be really hilarious is if there is no resolution and both companies and ticketholders of both shows show up at the same time and chaos ensues. Better yet, maybe Rey Mysterio could leap off the backboard and deliver a cross body to Chauncey Billups. That would be awesome!

The Links (Keith's Sports Journal)
Mr. McMahon does not approve of having Game 4 of the Lakers-Nuggets series in Denver (The O Files)

Chris Benoit's Doctor Is Going To Spend Some Time In Jail

I'm sure that everyone remembers the much talked about and publicized double-homicide suicide of former WWE Superstar Chris Benoit. And perhaps 2-years later, those affected by this tragedy (i.e. family and friends of the Benoits. WWE fans and the wrestling community as a whole) may finally have gotten a bit of closure today as the doctor who prescribed the illegal drugs to Chris Benoit believed to have led to his so-called "'roid rage" and to many other patients has been sentenced to 10-years in jail. From Yahoo! News.

The personal doctor to a professional wrestler who killed himself, his wife and their 7-year-old son was sentenced to 10 years in prison Tuesday for illegally prescribing painkillers and other drugs to patients.

Dr. Phil Astin, 54, had pleaded guilty Jan. 29 to a 175-count federal indictment that accused him of writing illegal prescriptions to known drug abusers, some of them for years. Prosecutors said at least two of Astin's patients died of drug overdose — a fact the judge said he could not overlook in handing down the sentence.

"I take full responsibility," Astin told U.S. District Judge Jack Camp during a sentencing hearing that lasted more than two hours. "I am sorry I hurt so many lives. I was thinking that I was looking after my patients."

The killing spree of Chris Benoit certainly stunned and shocked everyone at the time, especially seeing as if you look at all of the wrestlers that were around 2-years ago, he would not exactly have been the one that you would have pin-pointed and said that this was a steroid user and was taking illegal drugs behind everyone's back and was going to kill himself, his wife, and his kid. And while it is good to know that Dr. Astin is going to be spending some time in jail for his actions, it still does not get back the fact that Benoit, a great wrestler, will never be around again and that his reputation as such will forever be tarnished.

Chris Jericho Takes WWE To A Whole New Level

Before I stopped watching WWE last spring, I had followed it religiously for over 10 years (I just got sick of it and stopped watching). And thus speaking as someone who knows quite about WWE, I have never seen anything like this happen before. As we all know, wrestlers' personalities are not what they are on camera. Some of them, even the heels (a.k.a. the bad guys), are supposedly the nicest people you could ever meet. Others, such as Randy Orton, are reportedly complete douche bags outside of the ring. And then there's Chris Benoit who took steroids and went crazy. However, what's surprising about the following video is that I never saw Chris Jericho being involved in something like this.



In defense of Chris Jericho though, he was provoked and the security did jack-shit to help him. I think that they actually may have been protoges of Paul Blart. Anyway, the good news is no one was severely hurt that I know of and as soon as he was physically able to, Chris Jericho got the heck out of there.

Stay classy, WWE Fans and Chris Jericho.
Stay on the valium, WWE security in Vancouver.