The Kansas City Star Wishes To Torture Its Readers

We all know that for the sake of saving time, that various media outlets will type ads before something happens in sports just to be ready to advertise the moment it happens.  Heck, kids in Somalia will think Kansas went to the Final Four in 2011.  All that being said, it is still funny when a pre-prepared ads that should not be published get published anyway.  Take for instance the Kansas City Star.  "Kansas is through...and Jayhawks are blue" may be true, but you can still buy your Kansas Final Four tickets!

At least Kansas fans can still enjoy a one-hour massage.

(Hat tip to @JayChristensen on Twitter)