The Mystery Of The Man Who Farted At The Buick Open

It's the story that just won't blow away. Who really farted at that Buick Open? Was it Tiger Woods? Was it David Feherty? Or was it a practical joke? We may never know the answer. There has been rampant speculation on this grave and serious matter of who would be such a disgrace as to pass wind at a golf event. While no one is brave enough to step up and admit that their chesse cutting was picked up by a microphone, it is always fun to guess at who may have done such a cowardly thing. Courtesy of MSNBC and Countdown with Keith Olbermann, here now is the moment in question.

I would like to thank Keith and his incredible journalistic integrity for permanently embedding the unedited moment of the broadcast from CBS on the Countdown website at MSNBC.com as the PGA have decided that this could be a permanent stain on their legacy and are desparately determined to take down any and all evidence of this embarrassing moment. Keith, the only man that is able to defy the PGA and embed the video without getting in trouble. It takes a brave, brave man to take on the PGA like that. Keith, always known as a guy that will stop at nothing in search of the truth in this puzzling mystery, has only the visual exhibit of what happened. Regardless, my thanks to him.

This case might be single handedly cracked with one piece of evidence, never before seen, that I am about to show you. It is this piece of evidence that will prove to you, once and for all, that it was Tiger Woods, not David Feherty or a jokester, that farted at the Buick Open. I present to you, this clip from 2006.



Let it be known once and for all, that Tiger Woods has a history of passing gas. As has just been shown, he has farted before in his lifetime, something that folks like David Feherty and any and all practical jokesters have not done before. Therefore, this case is solved. Tiger Woods is your guilty man and he will soon be taken into custody for this egregious crime.