JA Happ Has The Smartest Privates In All Of Baseball

Before you completely dismiss this seemingly meaningless post look very carefully at this comment from The Fightins dated November 18, 2009 at 10:02 am

Sure enough, 3 weeks later, Ross Gload has signed a deal with the Phillies. Now if only my privates were as smart as Jay's....

Cole Hamels attends the Modern Warfare 2 global debut (The Fightins)
Awwww yeah, droppin' Gloads over the NL East (The Fightins)