Ricky Stanzi Is Even More Of An American Than We All Thought We Was

Ricky Stanzi permanently cemented himself as an American icon after the FedEx Orange Bowl a few nights ago when he answered a completely idiotic question by Chris Myers, but it turns out, Stanzi may be even much more a patriot than we are all giving him credit for. In fact, with the pics that just surfaced, I think Uncle Sam may soon become Uncle Ricky. From the blog Black Heart Gold Pants, I give you first of all, a picture of Ricky Stanzi's tatoo!

He's made in America, bitches. It does not get any much more patriotic than that.

Or does it?

Check out what Ricky Stanzi was wearing at a bar after the Orange Bowl and after Chris Myers asked his completely stupid question (and remember, Stanzi packed only the necessary number of clothes needed for his trip from Iowa to Miami).

Like I said, forget Uncle Sam, you now pay your taxes to Uncle Ricky.

I will now take great pride and pressure in being the first first to officially endorse a Ricky Stanzi United States president candidacy in 2024.