I will not bore you by re-posting the video of Brett Favre singing Pants On The Ground after the decimation of the Cowboys, but I will entertain you by quoting the epic Nate Kaeding wikipedia vandalisms! Yes, after JC shut the blog down, the Wiki vandals came and they were epic. Check them out.
"Nate Kaeding has been labled the biggest Pedophile, choke artist, catamite, penis licking pussy in the history of football."
"Nate Kaeding is a total fucking faggot bitch and I hope he dies in his sleep tonight."
Given what happened to Gaines Adams this morning (RIP - you left this world too soon), that one is a bit mean, but still, nothing captures the feelings of the losers better than Wikipedia vandalisms
There's more.
"Kaeding has also been known to wear womens lingerie before important games to help him focus on missing critical chip shots. Nate Kaeding is also Norv Turners lifemate."
"Nate Kaeding doesn't have a personal life...he's just a pedophile"
Ouch.
"Fans have given him the nicknames of "Big cock choking Nate" and "Mr. choke", because he rarely missed a field goal during his college career"
I see someone did not edit the entire sentence, just his nicknames.
"Kaeding is horrible and I can't believe he gets paid. I guess you shouldn't have had that popcorn."
"Samantha Keading filed for divorce on January 17, 2010 on grounds that he is a LOOOOOSER"
That ain't right.
"Hey Nate, how does my JEST ass taste?"
Drunk Jets fan FTW!
"His 0 field goal percentage makes him the least accurate kicker in NFL history with at least 100 attempts. He currently sucks penis in the back of the van."
"Nathaniel James "Loser" Kaeding"
"But he seems really nice!"
So heartwarming.
"Kaeding went up against Cincinnati Bengals kicker, Shayne Graham, in a contest to see who can miss the most field goals in increasingly shorter distances. After they both missed even pushing the ball through the goalpost whilst standing on an elevated platform right in front of the very center of the post, the universe subsequently imploded."
"After seeing that their fathers life was crumbling like buildings in Haiti, they filed for emancipation."
I never said this would be a classy post. Yes, that one crossed the line.
"He sucked off his first guy at Iowa. And subsiquently became the gigantic faggot he is today."
Charjerz fannz kan spel!
"Currently Dog the Bounty Hunter and company have a bounty on his head by every Chargers fan in San Diego."
You can't make this stuff up!
"He likes butt"
Blunt and to the point. I like it.
"He has consistently been the least clutch kicker in the playoffs and is hated by nearly all Charger fans. We hate you Nate, you've screwed us again"
I think that one sums it all up.
Revision History of Nate Kaeding (Wikipedia - See any of the thousands of edits dated January 18 - Wiki uses Greenwich mean time....don't ask)
Haha! I carefully compiled thirty-two screenshots documenting the evolution of his profile over the course of about an hour after the game. What was really funny is that somebody managed to vandalize the discussion page of that entry as well, so that the person complaining about vandalism also ended up lamenting on the fact that he has not exited his mother's basement in a decade.
ReplyDeleteThis addition was also solid gold:
ReplyDelete"After the Chargers' January 17th 2010 postseason loss to the New York Jets, Kaeding attempted suicide in the locker room by hanging, but missed trying to kick the chair out from under himself."