Wikipedia Vandalism: Shayne Graham Edition

Instead of leaving you all with a bad taste in your mouth after that Eagles post, I decided that I would share with you some quotes from Shayne Graham's Wikipedia page after he missed 2 key field goals in the Bengals loss to the Jets in the 1st playoff game of the year (click for larger and quotes listed underneath)


"On January 9, 2010, Shayne Graham attempted suicide but he couldnt kick the chair."

"On January 9, 2010, Graham missed two field goals in the AFC Wild Card playoff game against the New York Jets, the shortest which was only 24 yards away. That fucking dolt. He is a ginger without a soul."

"Graham is known for his ability to eat massive quantities of shit and is currently considered to be the undisputed field goal misser of the Cincinnati Bengals" which is a tweak of the sentence "Graham is known for his ability to eat massive quantities of food and is currently considered to be the undisputed eating champion of the Cincinnati Bengals."

It's cruel and it's mean, but really even in my shame and embarrassment of that Eagles loss, I still find this hilarious.

Aspeaking of the Eagles loss, the more I think about it, the more I want to borrow Mookie's sharp objects and find the nearest bridge.