Remember back in 2008 when Patrick Thoreson blocked a shot with his balls in the playoffs? Good news for him! He is no longer the only one to have ever done so! Watch here as a puck (purportedly) ruptures Sami Salo's testicle right before your very eyes!
The good news for Salo is that Thoreson's testicle was initially feared as ruptured only to have to been not ruptured after all and still in tact with the rest of Patrick to this day. The bad news is for Sami Salo, it is looking like he will not be that lucky. However, for getting in front of that hard slapshot, I've gotta admit, I really admire his balls.
For all the latest updates on the life of Sami Salo's nether regions, you can now follow @salostesticle on Twitter! Or what's left of them anyway.
Update: Per Vancouver Provence writer Jason Botchford, the testicle is NOT ruptured. The human being in me is glad to see that Salo's ball is all right and will thus likely not need to be removed. The cold-blooded comedian in me wishes this were not true. Ruptured testicle jokes are just way too fun. Oh well, he still took a puck to the balls. I can still make jokes about that, right? Even if the testicle is not ruptured?
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