Monday, February 9, 2009

The Top 10 Things We Have Learned From This NFL Season

After the typical anticlimatic Pro Bowl to conclude the NFL season, I figured it was time to look back at the top 10 moments/people/ideas that came out of this season, not just from the Eagles but from the entire season.

10. Matt Cassel, who has not started a game since high school, will soon be a multimillionaire, by doing exactly what he has not done since high school!

9. This defensive scheme from John Marshall will guarantee that your team sucks. Good luck Oakland!

8. The referees clearly do not care about you and your bets.

7. At times this year, the Eagles looked like the 07 Patriots, at other times they looked like the 08 Detroit Lions, and yet, they made it to the NFC Title game.

6. The Arizona Cardinals played the entire month of December like the 08 Detroit Lions and yet they were 35 seconds away from winning a Super Bowl.

5. If the Chinese could give this NFL year a name, they would say it was The Year of the Cock. For futher evidence, ask Chris Cooley, Visanthe Shiancoe, and the viewers of Comcast Cable in Phoenix Arizona.

4. Just because Detrois is pretty close to Canada, does not mean that they play by the CFL rules! Somebody forgot to tell Dan Orlovsky that.

3. Mike Singletary is who we thought he was.

2. James Harrison is a beast.

1. Larry Fitzgerald is the king of all beasts.

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