Want World Series Tickets? Then Become A Prostitute!

Over the course of history, there have been many interesting stories of people getting tickets to the World Series. Some of them have been successful. Others have failed, epicly. This story falls into the latter category. After all, what can possibly go wrong by literally selling yourself on Craigslist for World Series tickets? Well, this can. From 6ABC.com.

According to investigators, [Susan] Finkelstein posted an ad on the website Craigslist that read:

"DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia)
"Diehard Phillies fan--gorgeous tall buxom blonde-- in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable--- I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!"

After that ad was posted an undercover officer from Bensalem, Pa. responded and, police say, Finkelstein offered to perform various sex acts in exchange for World Series tickets.

Finkelstein wouldn''t come to her door on Tuesday, but she was on her computer. She posted a message saying she's, quote: "wondering about the integrity of our police."

Action News has learned that she's also on the internet with her husband, offering to have sex with strangers. Finkelstein has posted on websites for swingers offering "anything goes for fun and sex."

That's not illegal, but police say she crossed the line when she offered sex in return for something of value.

Wow.....talk about desperation. Nonetheless, quite hilarious. I know people are very anxious to see the Phillies bang some in the World Series agianst the Yankees, but offering yourself to get banged is not quite the way to do it.

Wow......the irony in the last part of the last sentence was totally coincidental that I only realized after I typed it.