And if it were possible, I would shoot Joe Beninati right now. He. Is. Awful.
Then again, it does not hurt that, while I am better now than I was before, that multiple things that have nothing to do with sport and sports blogging have gotten me in a rather bad mood.
HOLY HELL!!!! JUSSI JOKINEN RESPONDS SECONDS LATER!!! WE'RE TIED AT 2 NOW!!!!!
"Eaves! How do you do?!?" - Joe Beninati's call of the goal. Please take the advice that I gave Dr. Kornheiser and become a missionary in Siberia and stay ther for the rest of your life.
Am I the only one that thinks that Joe Beninati needs a new wardrobe? That tie is borderline hideous!
ReplyDeleteCrosby scores and it's 1-0 Pens!
ReplyDeleteOMFG!! Jordan Stall just beat Eric on a faceoff!!!!...
OH, AND LAROSE RESPONDS JUST LIKE THAT! We're tied at 1!
MALKIN!!! It's 2-1 Pittsburgh!
ReplyDeleteAnd if it were possible, I would shoot Joe Beninati right now. He. Is. Awful.
Then again, it does not hurt that, while I am better now than I was before, that multiple things that have nothing to do with sport and sports blogging have gotten me in a rather bad mood.
HOLY HELL!!!! JUSSI JOKINEN RESPONDS SECONDS LATER!!! WE'RE TIED AT 2 NOW!!!!!
Oh yeah, we're not even halfway through the 1st period of this game...
ReplyDeleteSEIDENBERG SCORES!!!! 3-2 CANES!!!!
ReplyDeleteThere's 7:50 left.....in the 1st period!!!!
"That endzone look that we showed, it is baseball season after all, that one was a screw ball." - Joe Beninati
ReplyDeleteI really wish I made that quote up, but alas, I could not make up such awfulness if I tried.
3-2 Canes after a wild first period.
ReplyDeleteGame 3 can't come soon enough. I'd rather listen to Cole screw everything up while Millen talks nonsense than deal with Screaminati.
ReplyDeleteThat quote that I have at 8:06 really should go in your classic sports media quote block when you update it next.
ReplyDeleteLast time I checked, baseball does not have endzones....
TALBOT SCORES ON A BREAKAWAY!!!! WE'RE TIED AT 3!!!
ReplyDelete/Delay in posting is because I'm waiting for the Carolina response...
"Feeds it in front, BANG-BANG!" - Joe Beninati
ReplyDeletePoor Razor. I've never felt so bad for an analyst in my life...
Ooh! We have some feistiness on the ice!
ReplyDeleteKUNITZ SCORES WITH 7.3 REMAINING IN THE 2ND!! 4-3 PITTSBURGH!
ReplyDeleteEAVES SCORES!!! WE ARE TIED AT 4!!! WOW!!!
ReplyDelete"Eaves! How do you do?!?" - Joe Beninati's call of the goal. Please take the advice that I gave Dr. Kornheiser and become a missionary in Siberia and stay ther for the rest of your life.
EVGENI MALKIN SLAMS IT HOME! And with 11:10 to go, the Penguins lead this one 5-4!
ReplyDeleteMalkin scores again!!!!! 6-4 Pens!!! And just as Reaugh was saying that it was a 1 shot game, as well.
ReplyDeleteAnd good news people: There's a party in Joe Beninati's pants tonight.....and Evgeni Malkin is invited!
Yep, it's official: Joe Beninati is completely hard.
ReplyDelete/Thom Brennaman knows the feeling.
An empty netter by Kennedy and that'll ice it! 7-4 is the score and the Pens will take Game 2 of this series and lead it 2-0.
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